Orange juice appreciation : one / two / three / four / five / six / seven / eight / nine

OJ is one of my favorite things on Earth. I have been heard, when ordering in a restaurant, to say “Please bring me the largest orange juice allowable under the law. And a straw.”

July 13, 2012 

@staff you’ve marked this “adult content”. Yes, I get it’s an

algorithm, but it still makes you look stupid. Sincerely, sincerely stupid.

Orange juice appreciation : one / two / three / four / five / six / seven / eight / nine

OJ is one of my favorite things on Earth. I have been heard, when ordering in a restaurant, to say “Please bring me the largest orange juice allowable under the law. And a straw.”

July 13, 2012 

@staff you’ve marked this “adult content”. Yes, I get it’s an

algorithm, but it still makes you look stupid. Sincerely, sincerely stupid.

Favorite food combinations, Chocolate milk & grape juice : one / two / three / four / five / six / seven / eight / nine

I discovered this combination in 1986 and I’ve been a fan ever since. The flavor of the combination is a bit like that of chocolate dipped fruit (of course). It’s a little creamy and a little tangy. I know that it sounds odd and it looks even odder (mixing brown and purple tends to create grey), but it’s very very good.

July 18, 2012