Favorite food combinations, Jelly Belly Juicy Pear & Reese’s Pieces : 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9
When I worked in a bulk candy store, I loved nothing better than getting a mix of these two candies and eating them by the handful.
Tag: jelly beans
Worst Easter candy ever : 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9
Counter to the premise of this tumblr, these are foods I will NOT eat. I have eaten them, but won’t be doing it again in the future. Blech.
- Peeps : squishy, disgusting, marshmallow mush.
- Cadbury Creme Eggs : cloying, overly-sticky, flavorless mess.
- Opera Cream Eggs : similar to above
- Easter Jelly Beans : waxy sugar nuggets with flavors that aren’t flavors until BOOM LICORICE, HERE HAVE THIS LICORICE. YOU LIKE LICORICE RIGHT?!?!
- White Chocolate Easter Bunny : white chocolate isn’t chocolate.
- Easter Candy Corn : it’s candy corn.
- Jordan Almonds : probably taste GREAT if you can ever get through the shell.
- Palmer’s “Chocolate” anything : it’s chocolate flavored chocolatey NON-CHOCOLATE wax.
- Brach’s Bunny Basket Eggs – sugar wax coated, marshmallow filled “eggs” the size of your thumb.
Chronic Mastication 
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