the ultimate easter treat box


Worst Easter candy ever : one / two / three / four / five / six / seven / eight / nine

Counter to the premise of this tumblr, these are foods I will NOT eat. I have eaten them, but won’t be doing it again in the future. Blech.

  1. Peeps : squishy, disgusting, marshmallow mush.
  2. Cadbury Creme Eggs : cloying, overly-sticky, flavorless mess.
  3. Opera Cream Eggs : similar to above
  4. Easter Jelly Beans : waxy sugar nuggets with flavors that aren’t flavors until BOOM LICORICE, HERE HAVE THIS LICORICE. YOU LIKE LICORICE RIGHT?!?!
  5. White Chocolate Easter Bunny : white chocolate isn’t chocolate.
  6. Easter Candy Corn : it’s candy corn.
  7. Jordan Almonds : probably taste GREAT if you can ever get through the shell.
  8. Palmer’s “Chocolate” anything : it’s chocolate flavored chocolatey NON-CHOCOLATE wax. ETA: 5/7 will eat again anyway.
  9. Brach’s Bunny Basket Eggs – sugar wax coated, marshmallow filled “eggs” the size of your thumb.