usatoday:

Calling all doughnut-loving scoundrels and scallywags: Krispy Kreme has an offer ye can’t refuse.

On Monday, Sept. 19, it’s “Talk Like a Pirate Day,” and Krispy Kreme will celebrate the occasion by offering one free original glazed doughnut to customers who talk like a pirate; folks who dress like a pirate will receive one dozen original glazed doughnuts (qualifying pirate costumes must include three pirate items, such as an eye patch or bandana).